So we were sitting in the McDonald’s drive-thru, one of those fancy ones with two lanes. We ordered, then we were waiting until we could pull up…until I accidentally rested my hand right on the horn. It took me a second to realize it was coming from my car, so I honked for an obnoxious amount of time, essentially giving the elderly man in front of me a heart attack. BURP.
I was sitting in my family room casually surfing on reddit when i accidentally click on and expand this picture.
and I continue to realize my dad is standing behind me. He laughed. My life is burp.
So today I just got home from school for the weekend. Kelsey came to my house to watch our parents drink a few glasses of wine. She then decides to announce that she was, instead of the staff member of the week at the Maneater, indeed the maneater of the week (the title of our schools newspaper she works for) at school…whilst sitting a foot away from my grandmother. Both of our mothers laughed just as hard as I did and my grandma looked clueless. My life is BURRRP.
Today, in Cellular Biology, we were talking about proteins being sent throughout the cell. Some background…proteins are kinky, meaning that they are full of kinks in their shape that make them different. Proteins can be sent to the mitochondria only if they have a chaparone protein, which denatures(makes it skinnier) it so that it fits through the mitochondrial pore. Long story short, my teacher was trying to fit this model protein through a model pore and it was too big. He said “Whoops, this protein is too kinky, it needs a chaparone.” I BUSTED out laughing getting so weak and no one laughed for like a minute. My life is burp.
I met a cute black boy in the cafe and I gave him my number. Then the next day, walked into an elevator full of black guys and didn’t know which one was him…My life is burp.
After not sleeping for an entire night, we walk to get cigarettes and while walking back Frankie comments on how she wants to take a picture of the snow and post it on tumblr with the words “This snow is glittery” over the picture. A 50ish year old woman walks right through us saying, “Um…excuse me I’m in a rush.” She continues to waddle between us and awkwardly waddles barely faster than us in her nice skirt showin off her sexy 50 year old woman legs. Our life is burp.
Burp (adj.): embarrassing, humiliating, degrading, stupid, fail, or any combinations of the above.
ex. “I saw that girl I made out with last night at the frat party in Plaza on Monday. Yesterday I woke up to a text from her. I didn’t give her my number. Today I woke up with a friend request from her on facebook. I didn’t give her my real name. My life is BURP.”
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